Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
