is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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