The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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