I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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