Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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