They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
