How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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