Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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