every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
