i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Randomize
