Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I need water and some morals
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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