She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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