no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Randomize