The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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