are you still at the devil's house?
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My friends, they love my intelligence
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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