The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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