She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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