no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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