Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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