Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Randomize
