You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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