dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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