i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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