That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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