it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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