let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
