your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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