New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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