take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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