32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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