Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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