where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
