just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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