What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
