I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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