So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
