I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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