Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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