Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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