yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
He is an equal opportunity slut.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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