Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
