literally had 100 drinks last night.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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