Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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