Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I didn't notice because vodka
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
