I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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