i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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