are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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