But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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