We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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