yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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