I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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