absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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