I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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