No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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